'the slop'

nothing.

absolutely nothing.

is that true? i don’t think that’s true. 

keep fighting it. can’t see that causing any issues.

oh, a feeling? nope, not got time for that, shut it down.

time for another scroll though, that will help.

why are you thinking about how he unfollowed you?

yep, stalk the microinfluencer ex again, that will help.

is she prettier than you? 

pathetic. you’re better than this, you know this app isn’t real.

back to scrolling

cute dog

one ingredient that changed my life

is vittorio angelone hot or do I just have catholic guilt?

the position that will drive him wild 

can’t believe we’re still having to explain basic empathy to transphobes

why you’d be happier if you left everything behind, moved across the world and started again

ariana grande

funny astrology meme - sending that to the girls

children dying

28 things you should be doing to get your life together by your 28th birthday

IS she prettier than me though?

climate change 

if you have capricorn or taurus placements, place three coins in a bowl of rice during the new moon and then freeze it, you’ll be financially secure for life

cute dog 

pop psychology explaining why you can’t concentrate… 

lately you’ve been into introspective growth and finding laughs in the tough times 

still not got the time for that cry? what do you not want to admit? what are you scared of feeling?

you’re not alone silly, look! all your friends live in your phone, how could you possibly feel lonely? maybe you should go back to scrolling.